and what in Zeus’ underpants is a buttered cat array?
What is a buttered cat array? What is a buttered cat array?!
It is only the solution to all the world’s energy problems.
First, we are given the following two facts:
- A cat always lands on its feet when dropped.
- A buttered piece of toast, when dropped from a table, always lands butter side down.
Given these, if we strap a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and drop the now partially lubricated creature from the height of a standard kitchen table, the entire array will attempt to find equilibrium with each of the two sides fighting for dominance. Eventually it will settle into a spin for perpetuity or until the now dizzy and probably quite angry cat can manage to dislodge the toast from its back.
If scientists can manage to set this arrangement up in standard generator assembly, we now have a source of potentially limitless energy.
THAT, my friends, is a buttered cat array.